I made this blog as a joke, and now I'm gonna use it. I'm taking random topics that I'm given by friends, and ranting about them. If I find something I really wanna do, I'll do it. If anybody ever reads this and wants me to do something specific, tell me.
Rant: 1
Topic: Cheetos
Difficulty: Beginner
OKAY SO THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THESE! WHENEVER I SEE CHEETO DUST ON MY THUMB I THINK OF DONALD TRUMP. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? PROBABLY NOT BUT I'LL SAY ANYWAY. LOTS OF PEOPLE SAY THAT HE LOOKS LIKE A CHEETO, AND HE DOES. BUT THEN WHEN YOU SEE YOUR THUMB ITS KINDA FAT, RIGHT? RIGHT. SO THEN WHEN YOUR THUMB IS ALL ORANGE IT LOOKS LIKE DONALD TRUMP. Okay, just imagine if you put some yellow yarn or something on your thumb while it's the perfect Cheeto orange. WHat do you have then? DONALD TRUMP. Coincidence? I think NOT. He's ridiculous, and if you just add yellow yarn and those little eyes that have the bounce black circles inside of them then it's the new president of the US. THis rant makes me wanna die so I'll stop but I'll be back, don't think I won't be.
SO, that was the most ridiculous thing I think I've ever written, I'll have more serious things to talk about. OR WILL I???? I will, okay bye now!
- The Mad Hatter
